I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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