What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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