I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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