I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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