she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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