whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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