Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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