Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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