I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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