Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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