So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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