the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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