If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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