This is not my ceiling
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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