We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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