hotel room ftw
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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