stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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