I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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