i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My vagina is very pro this idea
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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