your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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