That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
