I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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