Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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