Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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