Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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