Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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