White coat. Heels.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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