is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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