He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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