Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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