Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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