Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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