It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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