Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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