You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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