so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
His hands were made for my vagina.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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