i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
