We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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