the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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