party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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