I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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