no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I came so hard my ears popped.
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