Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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