I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Actions speak louder than pants.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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