just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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