I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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