I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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