I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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