I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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