I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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