I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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