ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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