so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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