I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
